Top Ten Chicago Comics I wanted to FÜ©K of 2010!
I have been floating this top ten list around Chicago parties for a while, and it has sparked much debate (mass-debate if you will), so I thought I would settle, as well as start, some debate by officially releasing the Top Ten Chicago Comics I wanted to FÜ©K of 2010! This list is to be taken to heart. If you’re not on this list, there is something wrong with you.
10. Jack Calhoun:
What a body of work! Too bad I laugh at him more when he’s on WCIU than I do when he’s on stage. But I have to give him credit where credit is due; his on the fly “roasting” ability and opening his living space for the cause of comedy bumped this Adonis into the Top Ten this year.
9. Jeff Steinbrunner
Code Name: The Tongue! Have you seen that thing?! I don’t care what girls might think, but he can cover a small U.S. State with that muscle! Unfortunately, he seems to be concentrating on using it more for Comic-lingus, because that tongue is sharp and delivers some serious ha-ha’s! He definitely charmed his way on my list.
6. (TIE) Sam Norton, Ryan Walker & Lane Pieschel
“Charlie’s Angels” is what I call them. Three of the tastiest comic talents in the city, all living together under one roof: Hello dream home! What makes it even hotter, is that they each have hearts of gold! They are the most sincere and honest guys I know, and funnier than hell. Cum and knock on my door!
3. Eliot Rahal
Saw his hairy ass! And it was almost as delicious as his glowing smile and strong heart. There’s also no bigger turn on than guts, and this guy has them: living in NYC for months to work and do comedy, and playing with traditional comic structure on stage… well done brother, well done indeed.
2. (Name withheld by request)
1. Joe Fernandez
Saw him naked! Which was just as enjoyable watching him on stage this year both in Chicago and New York. Nothing is a bigger turn on than a great comic wit and a great comic dick!
Bill will be at Red Bar Comedy Club 14th and 15th including the roast of Mike David and Kyle Lane. Also, Riot on the 20th, and LaughTrack and SideTrack on the 27th