To me, there is no turning back because there isn’t any other option. For better or worse stand-up comedy is embedded in me like the ingrown hairs around my pubis. I don’t hate anyone who quits but I do not understand them. It’s all I want to do in life and I love everyone who loves it like I do, even you shitheads. Especially you shitheads. I wish I made more money doing it sure, but only to support my family, quit my day job and to better explain why I do it to my father.

My advice to you, if I know anything at all, is to keep going. You may find early “success” and it may take you 20 years. Work hard. Don’t quit. Write more. Perform more. Hug a hater. Keep your head up. Keep your head down. And enjoy it, because it’s the greatest goddamn thing I’ve ever experienced.
Contributing Writer
Michael Joyce
Michael is a comedian and producer of the Rathskeller Open Mic (one of the best in Chicago),
Contributing Writer
Michael Joyce
Michael is a comedian and producer of the Rathskeller Open Mic (one of the best in Chicago),
Tuesdays 9pm at Lotties (1925 W. Cortland)