I was a little gay kid who had no idea what gay meant. Growing up in a very Catholic family in the suburbs of Chicago, I had no reference point. No one was gay - no one I knew. I was Charlie Chaplin for Halloween one year & I remember just being overjoyed at the prospect of wearing a suit. Flanked by 75 JEMS & a zillion poodle skirted girls, I walked house to house in a bowler hat and mustache, hauling an adult sized cane along with me because, it turns out, they don’t make child sized Charlie Chaplin prop canes.
I’ve always gotten along well with my family - they are quite literally my best friends - but, as a kid, didn’t understand how to be what they expected. Somethings I understood, the importance off sticking together, leaving no one behind. There’s almost a tribal element to my family. Like, if you knew us, you could imagine us rushing a castle with raised swords and a cheer of ESPOSITO! The part I didn’t understand was how to be a girl. Because being a girl sort of also means being the opposite of a boy, the counter-point to a boy, and I didn’t understand how to be that. I didn’t understand how to be what seemed to come so easy to my two sisters, my parents, and to everyone else around me. I didn’t know how to be straight.
I dated the captain of my high school football team. I was the mascot, a red bird. He was a nice guy - is a kind man now - and was my best friend. Senior year we had a school dance that was famous couples themed & - having literally been voted Couple Most Likely to Live Happily Ever After by our graduating class - we went to the dance dressed as each other. He wore nylons & a wig. I wore his football uniform. It was my favorite dance. I had the time of my life. But not because I was with my boyfriend. Because, for the night, I got to be my boyfriend. For the night, I was dating a girl, even if, confusingly, that girl was kind of me. It’s a little Back to the Future-y in there or Inception-y or whatever sci-fi movie you feel applies.
My dad and I have a special bond - he sees a lot of himself in me. I see it too. He coached me in every sport growing up. I resisted his coaching but played hard to please him. We both argue our point for a living - he’s a lawyer, I’m a comic, it’s basically the same job. He is emotional, kind-hearted. He walked for a 2 miles across this open field between two highways in a suit and tie to make it from a train station to a swim meet I was racing in. He’s like that kind of dad. He was the only dad at that meet. My mom was there at that meet too. My mom and I are very close - she is funny as hell, creative, just generally cool - but my dad is the outwardly emotional one, the coach. He sang at my sister’s wedding. He sings at the dinner table - big solos from show stopping songs my sisters and I don’t even know. “I Left My Heart in San Francisco" is a big one, whatever that song is. He loves his family so much - it’s almost crushing sometimes.
I came out to my dad passively. My parents were in my childhood bedroom, sitting next to me on the bed. My mom asked “Dani seems like more than a friend. Is something going on between you too?" I don’t think I answered. Maybe I said we were dating. Then I remember sitting next to my dad in his car in a Walgreens parking lot. He was running in for something. He was upset. He was worried about my living so far away in Boston and about my ruining my life by being gay. “You’ll never have kids," he said. “I could adopt," I said. “If you’re gay, I could never support you adopting a child," he said. My dad is adopted. Maybe that accounts for the extra love - he got to make a family that looks like him. He got to create relatives he is actually related to. Maybe he couldn’t handle my reversing the process, expanding out again. Diluting the essential, what shall I say…Esposito. Or he thought I was going to hell. Either way, he couldn’t imagine me adopting, even knowing from his own personal experience that adoption can lead to happy, connected families. I was pretty devastated.
I was visiting home & we were at PF Chang’s. My dad had just gotten a call - like maybe a week earlier. His birth family was trying to find him. Maybe he was 54 at the time. 54 years of living in with supportive, loving parents that he was somehow different from, in a way that maybe he couldn’t exactly describe. How do you imagine people you don’t know exist? And then one phone call and he knew. My dad has a sister - my aunt. She’s adopted too. They grew up together. But since that phone call, he also has five brothers. They met in their fifties. He didn’t get to meet his mom - she passed the year I was born - but I’ve seen a photo of her & she looks like me. Or I look like her I guess. I’ve met one of his brothers. My dad’s met all of five.
I guess I never realized, until I met my dad’s brother Michael, that my dad and my aunt look nothing alike. But they are alike. Tough & kind, good-hearted. Italian. Like really, really Italian. Religious too. Chicagoans. They’ve known all the same people. They remember their grandmother living with them as children. They remember making wine & sausage with her in their basement. They remember visiting the orphanage they were adopted from to bring presents at Christmas - their parents always brought the nuns & the orphans presents at Christmas.
And they also remember the fear that came with being different and finding out why they were from another kid on their block. “You’re adopted," the kid said - pushing it out like a slur, meaning you’re different, you’re less than, you’re wrong. My dad had to ask his mom what it meant - what “adopted" meant and if he was. Was he adopted? “Yes," his mom said. She couldn’t have kids - a sort of sin in and of itself in a Catholic family at the time. I’m sure he wondered, over the next 50 years, whether he was a mistake, whether he was wrong, whether there was anyone else out there like him. And then, he met his brothers. He met a group of people somehow like him in small ways. They don’t sound alike. They are not Chicagoans. They are not Espositos. They are a little bit Italian. But they look so much alike. They are losing their hair in the same places. They have the same eyes.
We came out together, my dad & I. We found new family, and that strengthened our existing family. My girlfriend was there when my Nana passed - my dad’s mom. His adopted mom. His real mom. My Nana. She was two days shy of 100 when she died. That was one year ago this week. We buried my Nana on her 100th birthday. While we were preparing for the funeral, my girlfriend took my dad’s car and had it washed - he asked her to, so that it would be clean for the procession. She did him that favor without question and he trusted her enough to ask. He likes her - they talk to one another, they have a lot in common. She likes him. My dad’s brothers sent flowers for the mass. One year ago this week, we stood there, in front of those flowers, as a family. Family. Flowers. You know. The same stuff I’ll have at my wedding. My lawful, affirming, honest wedding. My dad will sing.
* This essay was originally posted on CameronEsposito.com and has been reprinted with permission. Cameron Esposito is a Chicago-bred, LA-based comic and the host of the Put Your Hands Together podcast. You can catch her July 5 at The Hideout in Chicago.